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Logino

Logan has been getting scared at night because his fan will blow things in his room. So we have been teaching him that he can say a prayer and HF will make him feel better and help him to sleep. One morning he told me he had been scared and that he prayed and that HF really made him feel better. The cutest part is, he got out of bed and knelt in the middle of his floor to say the prayer. Then crawled back in bed and fell asleep. I told him he didn't have to get out of bed if he was scared and he said, "yes I do, I have to show HF respect." 05-'10
We were at a park that had the telephone toys. One pipe on one end, and Logan was near the other end. Mikah yelled in the pipe "I love you Logan" he looked around confused because he was all alone and said, "I love you too Heavenly Father, I know that you are true!" then went on playing as if this was a regular occurance. 04-'10
When you lay a blanket on the ground and sit on it he thinks it is called a party. He will always ask me to make a party for him. 09-'10
While talking a mile a minute he stopped and said, "the batteries in my mouth are broken." 3-'10
He told me to take a cat nap, and he would take a dog nap. 3-'10
He calls Mozzarella cheese, Cinderella cheese. 3-'10

Dilly Dally

While counting to 10...1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,purple,10! 4-'10
While playing kitchen with Daddy he told her to put something in the microwave for 2 minutes, she ran to the couch and buried her face in her hands and began to cry. When he asked her what was wrong she said "time out." (When she is in trouble she has to sit on the stairs for 2 min.) 2-'10
When she wants to be held she will stand at your feet and say "Can I hold you?" 1-'10
If she is mad at you she will flip your lip. 1-'10
When she wants your attention she will yell "Mamma Keith Knight, or Daddy Keith Knight" we all get Logan's full name. 1-'10

Dylan: I want a Peanut butter and sandwich.

Logan on Easter morning: Dylan, did you get an ipod?

We have 2 neighbors named Jim. One is around 65, and one is 40. Logan refers to them as old Jim and new Jim.

Dylan on the potty: Mom, close the door so no-one will see my man parts.

Logan helping Dylan make a phone call on her new barbie phone: Push 3, 2, sparkle *, sparkle *, send.

Dylan had a few dollars she was getting ready to deposit in the bank. She showed them to me and said "These are my filthy dollars."

Logan devouring dinner: Mom, what is this chicken made out of like fish or what?

I was jogging with the double stroller and Logan was riding his scooter along side and said "mom, do you know that sometimes when you don't look pretty I still say you do?"

Keith turned out all the lights as we were all heading upstairs to go to bed, and as soon as he turned off the last light Logan yelled "Hey, where am I?"

Logan: Mom will you sing us a Love-a-bye?

Dylan: I want to grow up to be a girl Dad.

Dylan: Farts and says excuse me.

Me: Thank you for using your manners.

Dylan: I didn't use my manners, I used my bum to toot.

Dylan praying: Thank you for this day, please bless the food but there is no food... (it was her bedtime prayer)

Dylan: The Holy Ghost is scary, I don't like ghosts.

Logan: Dyl, the Holy Ghost is not scary, he is in your heart.

Dylan: How do I get the Holy Ghost out of my heart? Do I have to cut open my chest?

I was reading Logan and Dylan a book. They were sitting on their beds and I was holding the book away from me towards them. It was directly in front of Dylan. I read a couple pages and she angrily said, "Mom, I can't see." I asked her how she couldn't see because the book was right in front of her and she said, "I was looking at my kitchen."

Logan: Why am I so smart?

Logan: Mom I am getting so big, I think I am getting hair in my armpits.

Logino

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